GMC Hummer EV Pickup
Reference — shown, never scored
Why 1.2: Four tonnes, tri-motor, and a party trick called Crab Walk — the electric truck built to be seen as much as used. Resale has been brutal industry-wide, which at least keeps it out of the flip column; nobody's speculating on a depreciating Hummer.
Market value
Median asking price, good condition · $109k (2022) → $58k (2026), trending down · illustrative data
The long version
Early allocations flipped hard until the resale collapse ended the game, and what's left is theatre ownership: the truck appears at job sites it doesn't work, trailheads it doesn't pass and cars-and-coffee mornings where the Crab Walk demo draws the crowd. Four tonnes and three motors make it violent in a straight line and irrelevant on a road with corners, which owners understand perfectly — it was bought as a statement, and depreciation is the cost of making one. Valet Royalty at truck scale.