
Tesla Roadster (2nd gen)
Why no score yet: The purest trophy in the index: a car whose entire ownership experience has been a refundable deposit since 2017. Provisional involvement assumes it ships; every number here is theoretical.
The long version
The ownership pattern here is a reservation number, not a car — thousands of buyers have spent most of a decade holding a refundable deposit against a promise of thrust, with the actual driving experience still entirely hypothetical. That's a different category of buyer than the first Roadster ever had: nobody in 2008 waited the better part of a decade for a car that existed only as a keynote slide. If it ever ships, the announced performance package alone guarantees a garage-queen contingent before the first delivery, the same way any headline number attracts buyers who want the claim more than the commute.